Summary
Gats.io is a single-player, two-dimensional shooting game (formerly known as battl.io) in which players control small, colored circles. The game itself features a menu in which the player can select one of 6 different weapons, 6 different colors , 3 armor types, and 3 game modes. To learn more, go to the pages featured below.
Dygn's Forbidden Romance
For the first eighteen years of my life I thought I was a straight man. My life was that of a typical horny teen. I chased after e-girls on Discord, habitually jacked off to softcore movies and ahegao hentai, then wandered about my days in a state of abashed post-nut confusion. This was the life I knew, the life I had always known. Little did I know that everything was about to change.
It was three years ago that I met him. The man that would change my life. No, he wasn’t just some stuck up Prince Charming. This man was not only smoking hot, he had brains. He was an accomplished California entrepreneur with a six figure salary. In fact, he designed web games; I was a beta tester of his first .io game. From there, it was like destiny took over our lives: I joined his discord, we flirted on VC, I fell in love.
How can I even begin to describe him? His name, I learned, was Lev Reyhan, online pseudonym Dygn. He was a middle aged man, but his face was strong and muscular, confident and lined with wisdom. His beard stubble had the rough beauty of a handsome lumberjack, it probably smelled like pine. But his eyes! His eyes seemed to glitter on his profile picture like pools of hazel starlight, infinite wells flowing with compassion. I wanted to dive in and swim in those wells. His eyes spoke to me, they called to me, they proclaimed their love to me.
But I didn’t want to just admire Dygn’s beautiful face. I wanted to be fucked by Dygn. I wanted to feel his rough beard stubble on my cheek as he soothed me with the tender caress of his deep, manly voice. I wanted him to unzip his lumberjack jeans and pull out his nine inch stick of manlihood, a cock that would put even an elephant to shame. I wanted him to thrust his cock up my anus like a knife perk, shredding my insides in a profane testament to our undying love. At last, he would finish, his cum flowing like the sweet waters of the Euphrates, like the very nectar of the gods.
Those were our glory days. We had VC sex every night. Dygn had a lot of simps, but I was his personal e-boy. I don’t think I will ever experience a heaven so sublime as the love that brought us together and made our world.
Then, as soon as it started, it was over. Dygn dumped me. He quit .io game developing, left his discord community for some other e-thot. I was left with nothing but despair. That world of love, of beauty, that we had shared was gone. And I had nothing left to do but wait, wait for Dygn, love of my life, fire of my loins, passion of my sin, to come back once more.
Dygn's Delicious Fried Chicken
Lev Reyhan, online pseudonym Dygn, is an ordinary man with an extraordinary penis. His cock isn’t exceptionally large by any standards, nor is it exceptionally long. But what is remarkable about his schlong is that it has the extraordinary taste and texture of a perfectly battered, delectably juicy, golden-fried piece of Kentucky fried chicken.
First, the skin upon Dygn’s cock is golden-brown and crispy, with the distinct crunch of well fried buttermilk batter. The shape of his penis, meanwhile, is lean with a certain rotundness about the tip, reminiscent of that of a plump chicken thigh.
While Dygn’s dick is certainly visually catching, what is truly remarkable about his cock is its unparalleled taste. Suckling on the tip, one is sure to catch the distinct taste of thyme along with a hefty slathering of grease. Licking down the shaft of the meat stick, a refined palette will detect a gamier flavor, reminiscent of the roast prairie hens of the Wild West. Dygn’s balls, meanwhile, have an unmistakable kick of spice, much like the saucy fighting roosters of Andalusia. Sucking off Dygn is certainly an international experience.
It’s unclear how Dygn’s dick managed to develop such bold flavors. Some believe that Lev’s uncle, Colonel Sanders, would spend hours each day performing oral marinating sessions on his cock. The careful application of Sander’s secret marinate would help craft all those flavors that we know and love today.
To this day, culinary scientists have debated whether Dygn’s cock is best characterized as white meat or dark meat. Dygn’s dick certainly has the characteristic juiciness of a drumstick. However, its low fat to meat ratio means that penis could be classified as a chunk of chicken breast meat as well.
A revolutionary new theory has proposed that Dygn’s dick is in fact a breaded chicken tender. This is due to the fact the penis is quite tender when flaccid. The large quantity of cum produced upon ejaculation has the pungent zest of a blue cheese sauce, perfect for dipping.
Whether you consider Dygn’s cock to be a drumstick, or a chicken tender, or even a chicken nugget, there is one thing for certain: there’s no other dick in this world that’s so finger lickin’ good.